so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
