He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Randomize
