State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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