i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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