They should really pass out barf bags in church
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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