I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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