Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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