He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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