Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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