I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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