i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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