sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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