We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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