i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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