dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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