Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
