i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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