i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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