you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize
