it was like his penis was on wheels.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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