what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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