while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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