that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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