turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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