i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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