Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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