So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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