Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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