as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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