can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The air was thick with penises
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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