we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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