she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
