I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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