OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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