Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We're too hungover to prance.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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