We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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