I just cut my nipple shaving
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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