She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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