were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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