good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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