grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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