I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
FUCK WHALES
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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