New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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