Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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