I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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