I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
They took my balls.
Still dying that you shit outside
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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