She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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