Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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