She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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