Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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