Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize