i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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