I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm just crazy horny about you
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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