Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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