I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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