You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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