Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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