the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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