I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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