i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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