Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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