I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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