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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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